No more blue Sno-Cones?!?

I just heard on Fox & Friends this morning that the Kansas City Zoo will no longer be selling blue Sno-Cones.  Now Blue Raspberry happens to be my favorite Sno-Cone flavor, so I’m obviously distraught about this news.  Now why is the zoo no longer serving blue Sno-Cones?  Is it because people don’t like blue? No, it’s because their employees are too stupid to read the labels on the syrup bottles.  Yes, that’s right, a zoo employee couldn’t tell the difference between Blue Raspberry Sno-Cone flavoring and industrial cleaner.  This mistake caused the poisoning of several zoo patrons.  Of course, the bottles are clearly labelled, so if the employee had been able to read, this never would have happened.  Really, is it that hard to read product labels?  OK, I’m done ranting, leave your comments.

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