If I were President…
If I were President, I wouldn’t bail out poorly managed companies. I also wouldn’t partner with the Unions who are responsible for the dreadful state of the U.S. Auto Industry. Yes, that’s right, I’m anti-union. I’d also have the following platform points:
- Fiscal Responsibility
- No company is “too big to fail” - Yes, this is tough medicine to swallow, but it is necessary, yes, people will hurt, but they will hurt more and longer if the Government micromanages their lives
- The budget must be balanced - This means passing the Balanced Budget Ammendment, this also means doing away with earmarks and pork. Yes, this also means capping, and probably reducing Congressional salaries, live with it.
- A fair and intelligent tax policy - Less taxes = more prosperity.
- States will not receive handouts from Washington - Fix your budgets or fail, California, I’m looking at you.
- Social Policy
- Embryonic Stem Cells - No more garbage science, there is no future in embryonic stem cells, therefore such research will be illegal in the U.S.
- Stem Cell Research - Increased funding for adult origin stem cells, pluripotent stem cells can now be derived from adult skin cells, and this research shows a lot of promise
- No taxpayer funding of Planned Parenthood - Suck it up and deal!
- Immigration
- Mexico - Erect a 20 ft tall fence from the Pacific Ocean to El Paso, TX, dig a 20 ft deep, 50 ft wide, concrete lined trench on the North side of the fence, line the top of the trench with razor wire. Let people climb the fence if they want to. A patrol can clear people out of the bottom of the trench every couple of days, and deport them instantly. Problem solved.
- No taxpayer funding of education and services for illegal aliens - This would be a crime under my administration, California, I’m looking at you again.
- Streamline the citizenship process for legal immigrants - America is a country of immigrants, and should remain free and open.
- Law Enforcement - The ICE database should be accessible to all state and local Law Enforcement agencies, checking the immigration status of arrested suspects should be standard procedure, and easy to do.
- Make English the Official Language - Other countries have official languages, why can’t we? Heck, France even has a Language Purification Bureau, the least we could do is require everyone to read and write English.
- Science & Technology
- High-Speed Internet - 256Kbps is NOT high-speed. I propose a minimum Internet Speed of 20 Mbps for $10/mo. and fiber to the home in every city with 50,000 people or more. South Korea and Japan offer 50 Mbps for about $10/mo. It is ridiculous that the U.S. trails the world in broadband speed and access.
- Tax Incentives for High-Tech Companies - The U.S. once led the world in technology, we should again. If corporate taxes are lowered to competitive rates, companies will relocate to the U.S. This will increase jobs.
That’s just for starters, maybe I should run in 2012…
Posted in: Politics |
May 28th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Love it! Wish you had a contact form on this site…
May 29th, 2009 at 6:09 pm
Glad you like it, the contact form is now up.
January 7th, 2010 at 2:41 pm
Oh, and I like how you put high speed internet up there with national security. You’re a genius.
January 7th, 2010 at 7:16 pm
Oh, and about your Planned Parenthood crap, tell you what. Since you don’t approve of birth control, why don’t you adopt the next crack baby that comes along. I mean, you care so damn much about fetuses. Right? Oh, and to hell with women who get raped or who’s lives are at risk due to the complications of the pregnancy. I mean, it’s man’s right to impregnate women and then it’s on them to deal with it. Bet you a million dollars if your ass got preganant, you’d be the next in line for that 3rd trimester abortion. You really have a college degree? How?
January 9th, 2010 at 4:32 pm
Dear johhnydangerously, thank you for acknowledging my genius, I always appreciate compliments. In regard to Planned Parenthood, it is a deceptive organization. Abortion is murder (whether it’s legally defined that way or not). It is a fact that a human embry is human, it cannot develop into anything but a human being, it is alive by the fundamental biological definition of life. A fetus on the other hand has a beating heart, a brain, and all of the other bodily structures that all other human beings have (I’m keeping this all very simple so that anyone can understand it). Now the fact that one human being is smaller than another does not deny that human being the right to live. The fact that one human being is dependent on another also doesn’t deny that human being the right to live. Now if I got pregnant, well that would be something wouldn’t it? The world’s first pregnant man that was really a man, not a woman who was surgically altered to have a penis. No, I would never have an abortion, and yes I speak from experience. You don’t know me, you don’t know what I’ve been through (though some of my readers do), and you have no right to behave in this manner. As for my degrees, I earned them, all three of them, how many have you earned?